Suzanne Rosenberg
3 min readFeb 5, 2020

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MAGA at the State of the Union

Well, I will take my pre existing condition to the 6% of trump’s health care system which is saving us money, then go to work making lots of money given all the raises in my wages lately and when I have my child, or grandchild, even though she is sick inutero, there are no late term abortions; but at least I won’t have to send her to one of those shitty “government schools.”

But I did learn that there is no poverty in our country, we are loved again everywhere and we will stop crime by illegal aliens, if we get the rights to sue sanctuary cities and states. We will get those criminal aliens. Wicked human traffickers will be taken down as we secure the government of the United States on our southern border. “Catch and release” is gone because of this administration. Border patrol and ICE are our heroes. We are going to redo our immigration policies and reassert the culture of American freedom.

I learned that working with Mitch Mcconnell, we have 187 new federal judges. And we have many more in the pipeline.

Religious liberty and the constitutional right to pray in public schools is a priority. We must raise our sites to the glory of god. And we know that freedom of speech is identical with limitations on gun control and the rights to bear arms.

America is our Frontier. The next frontier. Space. And we can’t wait to put our flag on Mars. finally. Let’s fund it! Because after all as DT said, America has to be the First Nation on Mars!

Radical Islamic terrorism and

ISIS are 100% eradicated!

You know what- I don’t want to be a “ chain puller,” part of the radical left, their “base,” and I think this guy stands for all of my values and he’s so strong and appealing and sexy. I think I’ll vote for him. Since he mentioned “the hand of almighty god” unites all good Americans and he will go after all of those radical left “democrat” bad guys who Bernie, Warren, represent.

Oh and we got to al baghdadi you know and we have executed lots of Arab and Iranian. terrorists.”

If you attack our citizens you forfeit your life. “ (not -will face justice the rule of law. Nope. ) what a guy! and we can help Iran make a lot of money! It’s up to you” and Afghanistan? Fight to win or not fight at all.

You know what? I’m sold.

Rush Limbaugh got the medal of freedom right there on the tv from Melania for all that he’s done for the country!

A soldier who has been gone on his fourth deployment is here in the audience being reunited with his wife! Fantastic!

I think I’ll vote for him.

The American venture has just begun …..

And god bless America.

This is how subtle a Goebbles can work.

Live reality tv!!!! Game show! Maybe he’ll start giving away the keys for Buick’s pretty soon. He was in his marketing best!

Btw, One person ejected was Fred Gutenberg who lost his daughter in Florida because of a school shooting and six others left the chamber. They are unpatriotic.

You know you regular people will love Guaido v Venezuela and hate bernie and his lefty radical policies.

Don’t vote for them!!!!!!!!

Ok here’s the fact checking

https://www.npr.org/2020/02/04/800983688/fact-check-president-trump-delivers-his-3rd-state-of-the-union-address (NPR)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/02/04/politics/fact-checker-guide-state-of-the-union/index.html. (CNN)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc7ny.com/amp/5904363 (ABC)

I just didn’t realize I was so much better off now than I was four years ago.

Well there you have it.

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Suzanne Rosenberg

Suzanne Rosenberg occasionally writes on current issues. She teaches History at Bergen Community College and Politics at East Jersey State Prison in Rahway, NJ.